FREE: *GAG* Parking Violation (Style 1) Set of 4

Have you ever went somewhere, parked your car, and went into the store only to return back to your car to find an inconsiderate driver parked so close you can't get in your car? Well now it is time to fight back. Don't be a victim anymore. Leave this gag parking violation under their windshield wiper and take a sigh of relief knowing that you got to tell them off and even a scare when they seen the bold print of parking violation on the top.

I made these on my computer. There are several colors to choose from. Orange, Red, Bright-Yellow, Golden-Yellow, White, Light Blue, and Orange vellum. They are printed on regular color paper except for the Orange Vellum (you can see in the picture how it is transparent). You choose one color and will receive 4 violations in that color. Shipping is free.

Here is what is on the violation.

This is not a ticket, but if it were within my
power, you would receive two. Because of
your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble
attempt at parking, you have taken enough
room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1
goat and a safari of pygmies from the
African interior. The reason for giving you
this is so that in the future you may think of
someone else, other than yourself. Besides
I don’t like domineering, egotistical or sim-
ple minded drivers and you probably fit into
one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission
failure (on the expressway at about 4:30
p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand
camels infest your armpits.

WITH ALL MY COMPLIMENTS

**I also have a style 2 parking violation. Check out my other auctions!

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