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The listing, FAR T MACHINE 2 - JOKES - PARTIES has ended.

READ AUCTION DETAILS BEFORE BIDDING!!!!

This auction is for FAR T MACHINE 2

This item is used, but works perfect.

The Remote Controlled far t Machine is the high tech replacement for the now obsolete rubber Whoopee Cushion.
Armed with this device, you can embarrass your victim, whenever the mood strikes you.
Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"!

I just put a new 12V batterie in the remote , you just need a 9V for the base.

Note:
Most times you will receive your item within 5-20 business days after I mail your item with canada post.

If you live in the US, please remember the item MUST clear customs first, this can take anywhere from 1 day to 10 days.. Depending on customs , this is out of my control... I do fill out customs paperwork to try and make it go faster..

I will only ship to Verified Listia addresses, it is your responsibility after the auction ends to get verified, I do not send reminders or walk you through each step.
If you do not get verified within 7 days, I will realist the item, best bet so you do not lose the item is to get verified first before bidding.

All my auctions come from a smoke free house.

If you GIN or Bid by mistake this is not my problem, should you win the auction and change your mind, this is not my problem!!
Once you get your item, you can repost it if you want..
NO BUYERS REMORSE!!!!!!!

All rude comments or advertising your auctions off mine will result in permanent Blocking!!!
If you can't say some thing nice, then don't say anything at all!!!!

Gin is placed on my auction for those Listians that like to use GIN, if you do not like GIN or think my GIN is too high, remember you can always bid!!
No one say you have to GIN!!!!

I only ship to addresses that have a Postal code or Zip code
in Canada & US . Should you win and not live in one of the 2 places, you will forfeit your credits and the item.

Thank you

Questions & Comments

this is great. love this kind of stuff.

Dec 7th, 2014 at 1:07:28 PM PST by

lol.. us too!!!

Dec 7th, 2014 at 4:00:45 PM PST by

Omg this is great!!

Dec 8th, 2014 at 2:09:07 AM PST by

hehehe

Dec 8th, 2014 at 3:18:56 AM PST by

Love this!

Dec 8th, 2014 at 4:38:48 PM PST by

thanks

Dec 8th, 2014 at 5:14:22 PM PST by

f & w

Dec 5th, 2014 at 9:47:30 AM PST by

Thank you

Dec 5th, 2014 at 10:04:02 AM PST by

My son & his friends would love this ! Does it come with packaging ? Thank You !
:)

Dec 6th, 2014 at 10:31:25 AM PST by

this is used and does not have a package..

Dec 6th, 2014 at 10:34:29 AM PST by

Hahahaha :)

Dec 3rd, 2014 at 1:14:46 PM PST by

Yep!!! You'll get a lot of that!!!

Dec 3rd, 2014 at 2:13:05 PM PST by

That would be funny to get one of these and take a loved one out to eat and sneak it on their chair when they aren't looking. LOL! I fanned you and am watching your auction.

Dec 16th, 2014 at 9:39:37 PM PST by

lol.. oh yes for sure... Thanks!!

Dec 17th, 2014 at 3:48:22 AM PST by

Already a fan & watchin :)

Dec 9th, 2014 at 6:48:01 PM PST by

thank you

Dec 9th, 2014 at 7:03:56 PM PST by

Love it!!

Dec 9th, 2014 at 6:51:54 PM PST by

hehehe

Dec 9th, 2014 at 7:04:03 PM PST by

I would have soooo much fun with this!! Great auction..lol..

Dec 11th, 2014 at 6:57:25 PM PST by

lmao!!!! Thank you

Dec 12th, 2014 at 2:23:48 AM PST by

I said that in my first comment about people that have a tracheostomy bc my hubby has a trach. When we were dating, I hid a whoopee cushion for him to sit on. Only it wasn't fair bc he saw it and didn't sit on it. Then, very sadly, explained that he couldn't blow it back up to pull it back on me. I almost cried!!! But, he kept it for a kind of souvenir. Our date got better after that. And, we are married now. =D

Dec 19th, 2014 at 7:37:35 PM PST by

hahaha.. it turned out good from the start.. wonderful :-)

Dec 19th, 2014 at 8:23:39 PM PST by

Now I wish I knew where my far t balloon is. It really WAS funny!!! My then man-friend always thought things like that were funny, too. I pulled that on him, in his car with him driving down the road, in front of his best friend. I thought I would die laughing, when he started giggling and saying it wasn't him!!!!!!!!!!!! It was SO HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =DDD

Dec 19th, 2014 at 7:33:09 PM PST by

lol.. nice!!!

Dec 19th, 2014 at 8:22:38 PM PST by

This would probably work a lot better for folks that have a tracheostomy and can't blow up the old whoopee cushions. Great idea! Personally, I think it's hilarious! A long time ago, I had a far t balloon; and sometimes used it behind a person. It too, was soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!! =D

Dec 18th, 2014 at 8:51:02 PM PST by

I think anything that does far t noises is awesome!!!! lol

Dec 19th, 2014 at 4:24:05 AM PST by

Watch

Dec 17th, 2014 at 12:44:31 PM PST by

Thanks

Dec 17th, 2014 at 5:07:08 PM PST by

Oh my....this is funny....watching
You've got to love this site...... Good luck on your auction this is great.....lol

Dec 16th, 2014 at 8:29:42 PM PST by

Thank you so much.. This is great at a party or a bbq get-together in the summer...

Dec 17th, 2014 at 3:49:56 AM PST by

this is great

Dec 14th, 2014 at 3:07:12 PM PST by

Thank you :-)

Dec 14th, 2014 at 4:12:10 PM PST by

can this make a real greasy kind of whiz bang whoosh...I need to know before I spend more than I can get this thing at the dollar store

Dec 22nd, 2014 at 4:19:20 PM PST by

Nope not around me anyhow... If you can get this at the dollar store thats awesome!!!
You should go get some and list it :-)

Dec 22nd, 2014 at 4:51:04 PM PST by

I had the original one but lost the remote lol

Dec 21st, 2014 at 6:25:15 PM PST by

Awww... That's the worse...lol

Dec 21st, 2014 at 7:10:29 PM PST by

This machine is awesome and hilarious! Lots of fun

Dec 22nd, 2014 at 8:47:06 PM PST by

yes it is :-)

Dec 23rd, 2014 at 1:34:20 AM PST by

I thought I was the ***** machine hehe

Dec 22nd, 2014 at 9:17:44 PM PST by

hehehe

Dec 23rd, 2014 at 1:34:27 AM PST by

Because of his trach, he can't smell. My husband thinks his REAL ones don't stink!
=0

Dec 21st, 2014 at 4:50:14 PM PST by

Well that's a good thing for him and bad for everyone else...lol

Dec 21st, 2014 at 7:09:56 PM PST by

Lol so awesome!!! Hahah

Dec 18th, 2014 at 9:40:09 PM PST by

hehehe.. Thanks

Dec 19th, 2014 at 4:22:54 AM PST by

Fanned and watching this is soo cool!!

Dec 15th, 2014 at 8:33:56 AM PST by

Oh yes it is cool, thank you.

Dec 15th, 2014 at 9:19:28 AM PST by

Took one of these camping once. Hid it under my dad's chair, and then while we all sat around the fire...........well.........I thought my mom was gonna die laughing.

Dec 12th, 2014 at 11:57:16 PM PST by

ohh omg!!! Thats awesome!!!

Dec 13th, 2014 at 3:09:39 AM PST by

Lol...for those times when your own fartbox just wont co-operate....hahaha I'm dying

Dec 12th, 2014 at 9:09:39 PM PST by

hahaha

Dec 13th, 2014 at 3:09:22 AM PST by

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