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Hey Kellvis,

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."

Dude about time brother I am still giving you shout outs!

Lets make this the first think everyone sees

Wahahahahahahaha(I was just inserting the evil laugh)hahahahahah......

Nice to see another block party. It's been awhile

Thought you could use a laugh
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."

The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first."Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

Nice to have you back! Missed your auctions

I don't get this. Why such as high get it now for one movie? What am I missing here

Place beyond the Pines please!!

How does a KMart auction work exactly. Never heard of it.

great block party as usual :) Have a fabulous weekend!

How did the auction go?

oh I need to add Delhi Safari, Dear Dumb Diary, Justice League: Doom and In Time to my collection!

We do love Kellvis and these are rare movies and he is throwing in a code for 2 more if you noticed in the description.
VIVA LA KELLVIS!

How in the hell are you getting 7000 credits just for one movie? People must love you!

Hello, if no one elects to take your Schindler's List UV code at the end of your auction, I would please like to purchase this one from you if still available or if you have more of this code at auction's end. Thanks you for the consideration.

I definitely want a amazing spider 2 preorder:-)

its soooo pretty! :D

Hey kellvis, looking for amazing 2, you know anyone with a copy :)

Watching

I am late to the party but need Amazing 2 if you still have it,

I would love to have The Amazing Spiderman 2 in my collection. Thank you!

I would like Spider-Man 2, please...

Interested in an Amazing 2! :)

Hey Kellvis! Good ol' Listia... where it all began. (I'm Doug Graham on Google+.)

If it's not too late I would love a copy for Amazing 2. My favorite one yet!

I don't have Amazing Spidey 2 -- would love a copy! =)

I would love to share Amazing Spider-Man 2 with my family, ugh huh(cue groans at horrible Elvis impersonation )

Would love to have Amazing 2! Loved the first one. Haven't even seen the second one yet.