FREE: KALANCHOEPALOOZA * 5 Starter Plants! (some hard to find) 3 DAY AUCTION * BID NOW!

The listing, KALANCHOEPALOOZA * 5 Starter Plants! (some hard to find) 3 DAY AUCTION * BID NOW! has ended.

Kalanchoe longiflora
Kalanchoe marnieriana
Kalanchoe tubiflora
Kalanchoe macrantha
Kalanchoe millotii
Them are some dang fancy names, ya'll! That's the gosh darn truth.
Winner will get the exact plants in the pictures. They will be sent BARE ROOT with only minimal soil for safe shipping. Please ask me if you're not familiar with this term! Thanks!
I'm almost 100% sure the names are correct for each of the varieties offered, but honestly I'm only about 91.7547%. Percentages vary depending on the plant. If this makes sense to you, you are way too uptight and should begin working on your chi. First step is to win these, otherwise nameless. succulents and build your zen!
No refunds. Really. Even if no refund means you'll stub your toe. Well, okay. Send me a picture of your bloodied stubbed toe and I will give you a refund, but only if it happened on Canadian soil.

If you don't have enough INX when comes time to pay... stub the aforementioned toe then break a tooth biting down on a corn nut.
All Listia Rules Apply.
God Bless Chocolate pudding and turtles.