FREE: Oh My God Becky! Look at His HUGE Package & It's Getting Bigger! ***CRAFT & BEAD DE-STASH***

The listing, Oh My God Becky! Look at His HUGE Package & It's Getting Bigger! ***CRAFT & BEAD DE-STASH*** has ended.

Without sounding like a braggart, let me show you my bulging package. Winner will receive what's in the overly excessive number of pictures Get some sweet tea or a cold pop and take a look at the junk in my trunk!
Please look at all pictures for best description.

Bag Black Sand - US Flag Pins - Doll Tiara - Armless Policeman (shhhhh, he's very sensitive about it) - Miniature Ceramic Pie and Cake - Solid Glass Floral Frog 3" (sm chip on bottom - see pics) - Holiday Inn Vintage Ash Tray (rough around edges) - BEADS!
Hear me when I tell you this! There are a bevy of beads. Wood beads, glass beads & plastic beads. Football, Basketball, Baseball, hockey BUTTONS. Alphabet block beads - Florescent stars and garters! - Organizer case - Organza Eleganza Fabulanza Bags - Earrings, pendant necklace and jewelry "stuff".

Finally, please ask questions before you bid. If you do it the other way around, it's like breaking wind in the elevator. No one says anything to be polite but they know that you know that they know. Listia rules are a necessary evil. Refunds are at my discretion. Nanny nanny boo boo. Nothing you can do do! (I crack myself up! Really.)
No GIN unless it's with a cube of ice and lime.
Only you can stop forest fires and only you can make my package grow. The more you bid, the more Junk in Your Trunk... ummmm... I mean... ahem... Junk in THE Trunk. Junk In The Trunk!
I used the word "ahem" in an auction!!!

DO NOT BID if you cannot or will not be able to pay for the auction at the time it finishes If you treated a hooker like that her pimp daddy would hunt you down! Word!