Javascript must be enabled to use Listia. Please follow these instructions to enable javascript on your browser.

FREE: SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE COLLECTIBLES and A CRAFT SALAD!

A member of Listia gave this away for free!

Do you want FREE stuff like this?

Listia is 100% Free to use

Over 100,000 items are FREE on Listia

Declutter your home & save money

"Listia is like EBay, except everything is free" - Los Angeles Times

"An Awesome Way To Give And Get Free Stuff" - Michael Arrington, TechCrunch

This Stuff is Free Too:

FREE

Description

The listing, SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE COLLECTIBLES and A CRAFT SALAD! has ended.

I'm curious to see exactly where this auction goes. It could quite possibly end up in the bin. I have a massive amount of "stuff" which must go so I can bet more "stuff"!
This will be a long 21 day auction Progressive (no not the soup). Once or twice each week I will add something "Slightly Offensive" or "Craft Salad". You can request anything you like. Never hurts to ask but don't hold your breath, either. It's my world, you're just living in it. See, only slightly offensive!
Starting the show is a Middle Finger Butane Lighter (need a thingy to make it spark) You know, the sparky thing.
Walking Dead Playing Cards. (opened but in great condition. Nothing missing. Daryl might be smoking hot id there were more showers in the zombie apocalypse. Imagine the smell on that man in a mid July day in the south. Hmmmmm.
Michon's Driver's License because Darly's is suspended for smelling rank.
Life's Destruction Book. Tells you nothing about life or how to be destructive. Big Fat Pooh!!!
Crafty stuff, like hand folded boxes, organza bags and Thank you Cards.
I got more. Much more. Much, much more...
If you have questions please ask in a non offensive manner. Or not.
No Refunds. No Returns. No Recycling. Wait! Recycling is a good thing. Do it.

BID like you have something to prove to your spouse. This could make it all better. Trust me....
BID and I will Update with more understated masterpieces!!!

Questions & Comments

I'm new here, mamabear sent me....awesome, dude!

Feb 9th, 2019 at 2:46:18 PM PST by

Welcome! Any friend of The Mama Bear is a friend of mine!

Feb 9th, 2019 at 3:11:09 PM PST by

very cool stuff watching and will try and bid if u got skulls crosses beetles the car u know anything of games or hunger games playboy that would be great but if not that ifs fine too good luck everyone and good luck seller

Jan 20th, 2019 at 9:41:38 PM PST by

Hmmmmm. I do have some skull heads (as opposed to the non head skulls)!

Jan 22nd, 2019 at 2:42:16 AM PST by

OK, good, you got him.

Feb 7th, 2019 at 5:27:39 AM PST by

It's so frustrating. I'm baffled at Listia's lack of action and even more confounded that peoples lives are so boring. I'm stupified as to the outrageous number of these scallawags!!!
I need to find my happy place.

Feb 8th, 2019 at 2:44:10 AM PST by

Awesome auction

Feb 6th, 2019 at 3:50:42 AM PST by

Awesome Evie! (I love the way that sounds. Awesome Evie! Try to say that 10 times fast!
Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie, Awesome Evie!!!!!!!
Whew!
Thank you, Evie!

Feb 6th, 2019 at 4:05:00 PM PST by

And hunny...do not "ever" apologize for being a good 'ol
redneck!" :) yee haw cowboy!

Feb 2nd, 2019 at 7:20:58 PM PST by

Save a horse... lol

Feb 3rd, 2019 at 12:37:49 PM PST by

I am so so sorry, BUT...I WILL HAVE TO "AGREE" WITH YOU, yet once again...I like to be that "1" to throw a wrench in the game! :)

Feb 2nd, 2019 at 7:19:20 PM PST by

My eyes must be playing tricks on me, or I just read, TWICE IN A ROW, a woman agreed with me! WOW! You must be the smartestest femail alive!!!

Feb 3rd, 2019 at 12:41:01 PM PST by

Thank you so much:) I always enjoy popping in and watching/buying your listings! You have a great creative eye

Feb 3rd, 2019 at 12:43:02 PM PST by

Indeed, thank you so the lovely comment!

Feb 5th, 2019 at 3:33:11 PM PST by

Your usual auctions are amazing: This one is astoundingly amazing! (Just when some jackhole managed to frustrate me enough to almost leave Listia I run across one of yours and am reminded why I stay.) Always a fan: Stay awesome!

Feb 9th, 2019 at 8:34:59 PM PST by

I had to read your comment more than just once. Thank you for such a wonderful kindness. I'm right there with you. The struggle to stick around is real! I want our old Listia back and write to member support every single time "jackhole" destroys an auction. Don't let it just go.. rattle their cages. If enough of us do, maybe they will get tired of our complaining.
Thank you for your great comment!

Feb 9th, 2019 at 10:49:46 PM PST by

This is great. I can’t wait to see what else you add. Lol!

Jan 20th, 2019 at 9:36:00 PM PST by

I can't wait too! lol Thanks!

Jan 22nd, 2019 at 2:43:07 AM PST by

It makes it impossible for people to have a good auction. They need to put up a wall, lol! This is why I stick to GINs/Fixed as I cannot be bothered with all that BS. Miss the good ole days on here....

Feb 8th, 2019 at 4:23:36 AM PST by

Mr too, MamaBear. Me too! But folks like you and your "fresh recruit"keep me smiling! We should do lunch.

Feb 9th, 2019 at 4:40:55 PM PST by

Very fun auction:)

Feb 7th, 2019 at 7:25:59 AM PST by

Thank you for being part of it. Cheers.

Feb 8th, 2019 at 2:39:09 AM PST by

Saw this and knew it was you, Sam! gREAT lisT!

Jan 21st, 2019 at 8:55:34 AM PST by

Thank you, MamaBear! I do love the slightly offensive!

Jan 22nd, 2019 at 2:40:41 AM PST by

Sorry, but have to say, I’m still not offended, even slightly. But still a great auction! I love your sense of humor. It’s like mine, only it’s everything that I TRY not to say. Lol! I sometimes still have a slip of the lip. That’s when the room gets quiet and people stare at me. Lol! All I can say is, I guess it’s WHERE that lip slipping takes place. Enough said. Lol! I hope you have another auction like this. I also hope that I have more credits by then! Thanks for the fun! Kika :0)

Feb 6th, 2019 at 7:25:16 PM PST by

Maybe the last update should be a verbal rant! I would lose my Listia card!!! Thanks for the comment!

Feb 8th, 2019 at 2:46:26 AM PST by

Would you happen to have any of the Cards Against Humanity Packs or the starter set?

Jan 21st, 2019 at 9:06:15 PM PST by

Sorry, no. Sounds fun though!

Jan 22nd, 2019 at 2:38:19 AM PST by

Those Horses are beautiful and so "not" offensive except to the cowboy that didn't get that ride!

Feb 5th, 2019 at 4:51:17 PM PST by

Horse dung does not smell like cheery PopTarts. I just want to get that out of the way!

Feb 6th, 2019 at 4:06:21 PM PST by

That makes 2 of us that realize that!...ride a cowboy! YEE HAW love that song!

Feb 4th, 2019 at 11:51:42 AM PST by

Save a horse and check my latest update!

Feb 5th, 2019 at 3:33:44 PM PST by

Oh my Sam, this one will be a doozy!

Jan 26th, 2019 at 6:20:21 PM PST by

The 12 year old in my head is chomping at the bit. I remind him that not everyone laugh at the same things we do. I don't think he got the hint...

Jan 27th, 2019 at 4:11:15 PM PST by

Lovin’ the “offensive” offerings and possibilities!! Made me laugh:)) you humor me!

Feb 3rd, 2019 at 4:24:08 AM PST by

I'm so happy to see you here! It's always my pleasure to have you!

Feb 3rd, 2019 at 12:37:15 PM PST by

Great auction! You had me at “offensive”, love the suicidal skeletons.

Feb 2nd, 2019 at 8:32:56 PM PST by

Yes, indeed. Suicidal skeletons are amusing. They don't understand the difference between laughing with you and laughing at you.
I judge.

Feb 6th, 2019 at 4:09:31 PM PST by

HAHAHAHA!! I'm rolling laughing and watching too ;D #MoreShowersForDaryl LOL

Jan 24th, 2019 at 12:36:51 PM PST by

Thanks a bunch! I love your hashtag!!!

Jan 24th, 2019 at 4:55:10 PM PST by

watching!

Jan 26th, 2019 at 4:42:44 AM PST by

Thanks and enjoy!

Jan 26th, 2019 at 4:44:33 AM PST by

I could not agree more :)

Feb 1st, 2019 at 7:23:39 PM PST by

I don't want to sound like a redneck but the punch line is just too sweet to resist. "Hey ya'll! I just got a woman to agree with me!"
Ummm.. yeah...bet that don't happen again.

Thanks so much! I love the comment!

Feb 1st, 2019 at 11:47:00 PM PST by

You made my evening by reading all this been so confused lately ,google shutting down, just got me in another world,with my own thinking I might be on the loony side, but they don`t know how to have fun yet. You sure do. Watching

Feb 1st, 2019 at 6:11:11 PM PST by

I'm so glad I gave you a chuckle, my friend. Although I have not used Google+,I have many friends who do. I'm sorry to see it go.
Oh... I think it might be fun to go to the loony bin for holiday. See how the other half lives!!! *sending big hugs and lots of silly smiles*

Feb 1st, 2019 at 11:35:46 PM PST by

Awesome! Good to know people still have a sense of humor for the good things in life :) F & W

Feb 1st, 2019 at 7:33:40 AM PST by

Well, thank you very much. Without a good laugh, what's the point, yes? Thanks for the great comment!

Feb 1st, 2019 at 5:26:03 PM PST by

Gamecocks is perfect

Jan 31st, 2019 at 5:03:22 PM PST by

There is sooooo much I could say about Gamecocks Every time I read the name I think of players with no pants. (that 12yr old boy in my head)!
Thanks!

Feb 1st, 2019 at 5:29:10 PM PST by

Michonne is my hero.....& u 2

Jan 27th, 2019 at 7:15:03 PM PST by

Captain Picard is my hero..... & u2, dahling!

Jan 28th, 2019 at 2:26:08 PM PST by

SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE COLLECTIBLES and A CRAFT SALAD! is in the Collectibles | Other Collectibles category