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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman (TPB/LN)

IF YOUR CAT IS KNEADING YOU, THAT'S NOT A SIGN OF AFFECTION! Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness.

IF YOUR CAT BRINGS YOU A DEAD ANIMAL, THIS ISN'T A GIFT. It's a warning!

IF YOUR CAT PARTAKES IN EXCESSIVE SHOVELING OF KITTY LITTER, IT IS NOT TO COVER HIS BUSINESS. This is practice for burying bodies!

IF YOUR CAT IS SLEEPING ON YOUR ELECTRONICS,  IT IS NOT TO SEEK PETTING ATTENTION. It is an attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world!

IF YOUR CAT SPRINTS AT LIGHTNING SPEED OUT OF ANY ROOM YOU ENTER, HE IS NOT BEING PLAYFUL.
It is actually a failed ambush. Soon enough though, he will mrow all over the living room in a victory lap as the end draws near for you!

IF YOUR CAT PAWS AT YOUR FACE WHILE YOU ARE SLEEPING, HE IS NOT TRYING TO CARESS YOU WITH LOVE. It is practice for smothering you in a hostage attempt!

IF YOUR CAT HIDES IN DARK PLACES WATCHING YOU, IT IS NOT BECAUSE HE IS SHY. It is to study you in your natural habitat to perfect his plan, the expert stealth-attack ninja that he is!

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CAT IS PLOTTING TO KILL YOU will give you valuable insight on these furry cat overlords -- their true intentions and clever attempts to hold you hostage in your own home!

TheOatmeal.com’s most popular cat jokes, including “How to Pet a Kitty” and “The Bobcats,” plus 15 new and never-before-seen catthemed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from New York Times best-selling author Matthew Inman.

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NOTE: The poster is not included. Turns out, thats the only reason why my son bought the book! (Sigh followed by eye roll..) Otherwise in new condition.
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Do you have any of the other Matthew Inman books
Apr 13th, 2019 at 1:14:41 AM PDT by
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I'm sorry, I don't have any other Matthew Inman that I'm posting right now. He's one of my favorites!!
Apr 13th, 2019 at 7:09:57 AM PDT by

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