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FREE: CRAFTS, BEADS, GEMSTONES and UNDERPANTS! Slightly Offensive (Part Deaux) MEGA PROGRESSIVE AUCTION!

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The listing, CRAFTS, BEADS, GEMSTONES and UNDERPANTS! Slightly Offensive (Part Deaux) MEGA PROGRESSIVE AUCTION! has ended.

It's Auction Madness, I tell you and believe me when I say this. Why? Because the winner of this auction could win everything from Plants to Underpants! Literally!
Every day or few, I will add another Useful, creepy, unique, or beautiful item. BEWARE some of the items might cross the line depending on your standards!
Most items will be totally unique and functional items, however it's important to remember there's a 12 year old in my head and I'm allowing him to whisper juvenile jokes in my ear. We might all be in for a bumpy ride! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Anyone with questions should speak now or forever hold yourself. Hmmmmm. Please ask questions rather than holding yourself somewhere.
No refunds. Winner will be expected to accept all items.

***LET'S START THE BIDDING WITH - Jewelry and Crafting Pieces. Mother of Pearl Rectangle (Drilled) Beads.
ROSE QUARTZ Drilled Beads about 8 - 10mm
Jewelry Connectors. Some Silver and some Stainless. Lots of silver plate charms. NEW CONDITION

Want more? Need more?
BID MORE!!! See the mystery of my growing package!... uurrrrr ummmm,.. I mean Auction!
All Listia Rules Apply! (Is the biggest joke yet!)
Listia spelled backwards is AITSIL and it means the cows are dying.
Not really. Just made it up. Or did I?
No clowns were harmed in this auction. Yet.
I Like Turtles!

Questions & Comments

I do so wish more listings had such an inviting atmosphere within their comment section! ✨

May 28th, 2019 at 6:53:34 PM PDT by

Thanks for that! It's the real reason I host them. The banter always makes me smile and keeps me sharp! Thank you so much for noticing. *you should join us in Alaska! lol

May 28th, 2019 at 11:56:42 PM PDT by

Yes,yes, inquiring minds want to know??lol

May 20th, 2019 at 9:04:08 PM PDT by

We can't spoil the mystery so early in the game. You are talking waist size, right? lol

May 21st, 2019 at 12:09:20 AM PDT by

I am so loving this heaping side of unnecessary, yet uncontrolled craving of unexpected entertainment, alongside my casual, watchlisting and bidding entre! ✌ I thank you, my good sir, for the much needed pinch of spice sprinkled about my bland, tasteless meal I call "Tuesday"! ♨

May 28th, 2019 at 10:16:31 AM PDT by

I'm thinking, ice cream. Vanilla with Peanut Butter.
Or chocolate.
Or GRAVY! Heck yeah, gravy!

May 29th, 2019 at 12:06:14 AM PDT by

Are we talking tighty whities or billowing boxers????

May 23rd, 2019 at 7:11:58 PM PDT by

I do like the "faux" Commando feeling of boxers, but if I'm out some night wandering the streets in nothing but underpants, I'm thinking the bright bleach white of my tighties would be much safer if there is any on coming traffic. Right?

May 25th, 2019 at 11:56:48 PM PDT by

That's a fun auction. F,W&B.

May 20th, 2019 at 4:26:53 PM PDT by

Thank you! It's my hope to get absolutely foolish before the fat lady sings!

May 21st, 2019 at 12:12:22 AM PDT by

Ahem, riot, Sam man! Let’s party ‼️♥️

May 28th, 2019 at 8:02:07 PM PDT by

Mama Bear! You got here just in time for underpants!!!!!

May 28th, 2019 at 11:52:13 PM PDT by

Oh man Sam, are we in for a ride!!

May 24th, 2019 at 11:12:50 AM PDT by

Yes! I wanna ride the light fantastic. I think. I'm not really sure what that means. At nearly 2am it sounds great!

May 25th, 2019 at 11:52:21 PM PDT by

OMG... You know there’s something very wrong with you right?? That’s what made me like you to begin with sweetie pie!!
XOXO

May 21st, 2019 at 8:38:39 AM PDT by

I just checked the DKNY underpants.
No skid marks.
Good times!

May 23rd, 2019 at 3:36:09 PM PDT by

What size is the underpants lol

May 20th, 2019 at 8:07:24 PM PDT by

I bet you ask all the dudes that! LOL Thanks for playing!

May 21st, 2019 at 12:06:37 AM PDT by

I like you, your silly. Fanned, watching and bidding.

May 19th, 2019 at 6:23:39 PM PDT by

Aww, I like you too! That makes my happy. Thanks!

May 20th, 2019 at 3:33:54 AM PDT by

pick me up on the way, watching and bidding

May 26th, 2019 at 3:46:34 PM PDT by

I'm wondering if we could split an Euber?

May 27th, 2019 at 2:36:41 AM PDT by

I'm an expert camper. Seriously, I teach outdoor skills. Can i come too?? I got lots of stories. Still watching and bidding.

May 27th, 2019 at 9:22:11 PM PDT by

I absolutely need help brushing up on my outdoor skills. I was camping when I was 8. It's astonishing I can remember that I was 8, but I do. Do people still camp outside or do they hire a venue?

May 29th, 2019 at 12:20:46 AM PDT by

I hear ya lol. And I have always wanted to go to Alaska...seriously lol, anyone who knows me knows I have said forever how I wanna run away from being a grown up and start a new in Alaska....mainly bc its far away from where I live lol...and I'm super hot natured and HATE it! I wanna be someplace colder! Not to mention how beautiful soo many areas of Alaska is Sorry for that kinda long, boring, and real-life-like chatty I got there for a min! But yes... Count me in on the Alaska front lol!!

May 29th, 2019 at 12:26:23 AM PDT by

For me, it's like this. When it's cold outside I can bundle up until I feel either warm or suffocating. However, when it is hot things work differently. I can't take off enough clothes to really cool off. I would only offend unsuspecting strangers.

May 29th, 2019 at 3:54:33 PM PDT by

Dang Sam if you go to Alaska don’t you go without me!!! :•)

May 29th, 2019 at 1:39:32 PM PDT by

If there not a Wal Mart, count me in!

May 29th, 2019 at 3:44:40 PM PDT by

I say the same thing ALL the time as one if my main points in arguing why being too cold is better to deal with than being too hot lol! You can add layers of clothes and covers and build a fire, etc. Its nice and cozy actually but when you reach your "too hot" point, you can only take off but so much. He'll, you can get down to the birthday suit and sit in ice water and still it'll only sooth ya a few several minutes till your natural body temp melts the ice water down to body temp and ya start sweating bad again! Sweating non stop is the worst!

May 29th, 2019 at 7:00:57 PM PDT by

We could dance naked in the rain. On second thought,I'll just watch.

Jun 1st, 2019 at 5:39:39 PM PDT by

This entire conversation is completely awesome!!!! Such a sense of humor!!!! SBR

Jun 2nd, 2019 at 7:57:28 PM PDT by

I'm really happy everyone is enjoying it. Good times. PC

Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:31:51 PM PDT by

The shameless hussy of a clown. Nice boots though.

May 30th, 2019 at 8:21:33 PM PDT by

Killer Clown Hussy!
Rated R for Raunchy
Opening in Wide Release
*No Hussy was harmed in the making of this PSA. Yet.

Jun 1st, 2019 at 5:37:31 PM PDT by

I really love this auction very interesting topped off with a lot of humor and laughter

Jun 4th, 2019 at 11:22:34 PM PDT by

Thank for that. The final days is gonna be great!

Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:30:19 PM PDT by

Dancing in the rain is always a fun time ;)

Jun 1st, 2019 at 7:12:54 PM PDT by

Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:36:55 PM PDT by

I like your sense of humor. Thanks for making me laugh

Jun 2nd, 2019 at 9:38:39 AM PDT by

Thanks for making me laugh too!

Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:33:48 PM PDT by

Count me in!!! (On the trip, I mean!) Have you heard that there are ‘men in trees’ in Alaska? My kind of place! I would very carefully step around the trees and not underneath them though! And yes, there is a worse place to live. It’s called South Carolina! Stepping outside between now and into September, usually, makes you feel like you just covered yourself with a steaming wet wool blanket! If you have to have heat, I like being cold better too, dry heat is much easier to handle! Thanks for the entertainment! I must really love slightly offensive humor!

Jun 7th, 2019 at 11:14:11 PM PDT by

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