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FREE: CRAFTS, BEADS, GEMSTONES and UNDERPANTS! Slightly Offensive (Part Deaux) MEGA PROGRESSIVE AUCTION!

CRAFTS, BEADS, GEMSTONES and UNDERPANTS! Slightly Offensive (Part Deaux) MEGA PROGRESSIVE AUCTION!
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The listing, CRAFTS, BEADS, GEMSTONES and UNDERPANTS! Slightly Offensive (Part Deaux) MEGA PROGRESSIVE AUCTION! has ended.

It's Auction Madness, I tell you and believe me when I say this. Why? Because the winner of this auction could win everything from Plants to Underpants! Literally!
Every day or few, I will add another Useful, creepy, unique, or beautiful item. BEWARE some of the items might cross the line depending on your standards!
Most items will be totally unique and functional items, however it's important to remember there's a 12 year old in my head and I'm allowing him to whisper juvenile jokes in my ear. We might all be in for a bumpy ride! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Anyone with questions should speak now or forever hold yourself. Hmmmmm. Please ask questions rather than holding yourself somewhere.
No refunds. Winner will be expected to accept all items.

***LET'S START THE BIDDING WITH - Jewelry and Crafting Pieces. Mother of Pearl Rectangle (Drilled) Beads.
ROSE QUARTZ Drilled Beads about 8 - 10mm
Jewelry Connectors. Some Silver and some Stainless. Lots of silver plate charms. NEW CONDITION

Want more? Need more?
BID MORE!!! See the mystery of my growing package!... uurrrrr ummmm,.. I mean Auction!
All Listia Rules Apply! (Is the biggest joke yet!)
Listia spelled backwards is AITSIL and it means the cows are dying.
Not really. Just made it up. Or did I?
No clowns were harmed in this auction. Yet.
I Like Turtles!
Questions & Comments
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Yes,yes, inquiring minds want to know??lol
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May 20th, 2019 at 9:04:08 PM PDT by
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We can't spoil the mystery so early in the game. You are talking waist size, right? lol
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May 21st, 2019 at 12:09:20 AM PDT by
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Are we talking tighty whities or billowing boxers????
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May 23rd, 2019 at 7:11:58 PM PDT by
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I do like the "faux" Commando feeling of boxers, but if I'm out some night wandering the streets in nothing but underpants, I'm thinking the bright bleach white of my tighties would be much safer if there is any on coming traffic. Right?
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May 25th, 2019 at 11:56:48 PM PDT by
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I am so loving this heaping side of unnecessary, yet uncontrolled craving of unexpected entertainment, alongside my casual, watchlisting and bidding entre! ✌ I thank you, my good sir, for the much needed pinch of spice sprinkled about my bland, tasteless meal I call "Tuesday"! ♨
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May 28th, 2019 at 10:16:31 AM PDT by
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I'm thinking, ice cream. Vanilla with Peanut Butter.
Or chocolate.
Or GRAVY! Heck yeah, gravy!
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May 29th, 2019 at 12:06:14 AM PDT by
Original
I do so wish more listings had such an inviting atmosphere within their comment section! ✨
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May 28th, 2019 at 6:53:34 PM PDT by
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Thanks for that! It's the real reason I host them. The banter always makes me smile and keeps me sharp! Thank you so much for noticing. *you should join us in Alaska! lol
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May 28th, 2019 at 11:56:42 PM PDT by
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I'm 65, have some damage or another to most of my major joints, and grew up in Michigan. Moving here from Alaska was like coming home. The weather is about what you will find in the UP. It can get hot but for the most part, the summers are pleasant. Just bring lots of mosquito dope. The big mosquitoes push the smaller mosquitoes through the screens. ;)
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May 29th, 2019 at 1:35:32 AM PDT by
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Can I smoke mosquito dope? Haha, Makes me sound far more ghetto than I really am. Ghetto poser.
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May 29th, 2019 at 3:50:06 PM PDT by
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I like you, your silly. Fanned, watching and bidding.
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May 19th, 2019 at 6:23:39 PM PDT by
Original
Aww, I like you too! That makes my happy. Thanks!
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May 20th, 2019 at 3:33:54 AM PDT by
Original
That's a fun auction. F,W&B.
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May 20th, 2019 at 4:26:53 PM PDT by
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Thank you! It's my hope to get absolutely foolish before the fat lady sings!
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May 21st, 2019 at 12:12:22 AM PDT by
Original
What size is the underpants lol
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May 20th, 2019 at 8:07:24 PM PDT by
Original
I bet you ask all the dudes that! LOL Thanks for playing!
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May 21st, 2019 at 12:06:37 AM PDT by
Original
OMG... You know there’s something very wrong with you right?? That’s what made me like you to begin with sweetie pie!!
XOXO
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May 21st, 2019 at 8:38:39 AM PDT by
Original
I just checked the DKNY underpants.
No skid marks.
Good times!
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May 23rd, 2019 at 3:36:09 PM PDT by
Original
Oh man Sam, are we in for a ride!!
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May 24th, 2019 at 11:12:50 AM PDT by
Original
Yes! I wanna ride the light fantastic. I think. I'm not really sure what that means. At nearly 2am it sounds great!
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May 25th, 2019 at 11:52:21 PM PDT by
Original
The more the merrier. We can sit around my dining table, swap beads, jewelry, findings and lies. ;)
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May 26th, 2019 at 6:13:17 PM PDT by
Original
I'm digging it. Swapping lies? I never lie. Much.
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May 27th, 2019 at 2:38:33 AM PDT by
Original
Much? ;) C'mon up. Memorial Day is the official terrorist...ahem tourist season opening. You can go fishing, mountain and glacier climbing, watch beluga whales from the park next door...
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May 27th, 2019 at 5:13:26 AM PDT by
Original
Can one get Baked whilst in Alaska? Please say yes!
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May 29th, 2019 at 12:28:48 AM PDT by
Original
Ahem, riot, Sam man! Let’s party ‼️♥️
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May 28th, 2019 at 8:02:07 PM PDT by
Original
Mama Bear! You got here just in time for underpants!!!!!
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May 28th, 2019 at 11:52:13 PM PDT by
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Come fly with me...;)
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May 24th, 2019 at 11:17:08 PM PDT by
Original
Okay. To where?
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May 25th, 2019 at 11:49:39 PM PDT by
Original
Alaska ;)
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May 26th, 2019 at 3:42:25 AM PDT by
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Sweet. Not the first place I would have guessed. Still, very cool.
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May 27th, 2019 at 2:35:13 AM PDT by
Original
pick me up on the way, watching and bidding
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May 26th, 2019 at 3:46:34 PM PDT by
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I'm wondering if we could split an Euber?
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May 27th, 2019 at 2:36:41 AM PDT by
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I'm an expert camper. Seriously, I teach outdoor skills. Can i come too?? I got lots of stories. Still watching and bidding.
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May 27th, 2019 at 9:22:11 PM PDT by
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I absolutely need help brushing up on my outdoor skills. I was camping when I was 8. It's astonishing I can remember that I was 8, but I do. Do people still camp outside or do they hire a venue?
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May 29th, 2019 at 12:20:46 AM PDT by
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I hear ya lol. And I have always wanted to go to Alaska...seriously lol, anyone who knows me knows I have said forever how I wanna run away from being a grown up and start a new in Alaska....mainly bc its far away from where I live lol...and I'm super hot natured and HATE it! I wanna be someplace colder! Not to mention how beautiful soo many areas of Alaska is Sorry for that kinda long, boring, and real-life-like chatty I got there for a min! But yes... Count me in on the Alaska front lol!!
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May 29th, 2019 at 12:26:23 AM PDT by
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For me, it's like this. When it's cold outside I can bundle up until I feel either warm or suffocating. However, when it is hot things work differently. I can't take off enough clothes to really cool off. I would only offend unsuspecting strangers.
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May 29th, 2019 at 3:54:33 PM PDT by
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C'mon up. And yes, if we can't bake you under the midnight sun we can always toss you into one of the hot springs. Way back when, my parents visited Alaska and Father brought back a ball cap for me. It had a man, under a beach umbrella, all decorated with icicles. Across the top it said, "Alaskans don't tan, they thaw."
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May 29th, 2019 at 1:31:51 AM PDT by
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I've always wanted to take the train up into that part of the world. Do trains go into Alaska?
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Jun 1st, 2019 at 5:49:58 PM PDT by
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Doh..."moving here from Oklahoma.was like coming home."
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May 29th, 2019 at 1:36:29 AM PDT by
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I dunno! I've moved from Oklahoma and yet here I am. There are worse places. Really, there are worse places. Ain't there?
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May 29th, 2019 at 3:48:15 PM PDT by
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Dang Sam if you go to Alaska don’t you go without me!!! :•)
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May 29th, 2019 at 1:39:32 PM PDT by
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If there not a Wal Mart, count me in!
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May 29th, 2019 at 3:44:40 PM PDT by
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I say the same thing ALL the time as one if my main points in arguing why being too cold is better to deal with than being too hot lol! You can add layers of clothes and covers and build a fire, etc. Its nice and cozy actually but when you reach your "too hot" point, you can only take off but so much. He'll, you can get down to the birthday suit and sit in ice water and still it'll only sooth ya a few several minutes till your natural body temp melts the ice water down to body temp and ya start sweating bad again! Sweating non stop is the worst!
May 29th, 2019 at 7:00:57 PM PDT by
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We could dance naked in the rain. On second thought,I'll just watch.
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Jun 1st, 2019 at 5:39:39 PM PDT by
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30 years younger? Check out the Alaska Marine Highway. That ferry is a frigging big boat. You don't have to row it, for pete's sake!
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Jun 2nd, 2019 at 11:09:42 AM PDT by
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Marines? Did someone say marines?
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Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:33:23 PM PDT by
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This entire conversation is completely awesome!!!! Such a sense of humor!!!! SBR
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Jun 2nd, 2019 at 7:57:28 PM PDT by
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I'm really happy everyone is enjoying it. Good times. PC
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Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:31:51 PM PDT by
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The shameless hussy of a clown. Nice boots though.
May 30th, 2019 at 8:21:33 PM PDT by
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Killer Clown Hussy!
Rated R for Raunchy
Opening in Wide Release
*No Hussy was harmed in the making of this PSA. Yet.
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Jun 1st, 2019 at 5:37:31 PM PDT by
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I don't know if trains make the entire journey. Hmmm...
Jun 1st, 2019 at 7:15:57 PM PDT by
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Your research is pure academic wizardry.
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Jun 2nd, 2019 at 8:12:58 AM PDT by
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I really love this auction very interesting topped off with a lot of humor and laughter
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Jun 4th, 2019 at 11:22:34 PM PDT by
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Thank for that. The final days is gonna be great!
Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:30:19 PM PDT by
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Yup!s The Marines! From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli... BoooYAH...orto be proper UUHH RAH!
Jun 5th, 2019 at 5:22:45 PM PDT by
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All this BooYaah and Uuhh Rah has made me hungry sushi Ahi maybe?
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Jun 6th, 2019 at 3:49:53 PM PDT by
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Dancing in the rain is always a fun time ;)
Jun 1st, 2019 at 7:12:54 PM PDT by
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:)
Jun 5th, 2019 at 3:36:55 PM PDT by
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According to Google research:

You can't get to Alaska by train, but you can get close. From the west coast of the U.S., you can take Amtrak's Cascades train (tel. 800/USA-RAIL [872-7245]; www.amtrak.com) to Bellingham, Washington; the dock for the Alaska ferry is quite close to the railroad station.
Jun 1st, 2019 at 7:17:49 PM PDT by
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That sounds perfect... if I were 30 years younger.
Jun 2nd, 2019 at 8:11:45 AM PDT by

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