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Random! Rude! Ridiculous! Useful! PROGRESSIVE AUCTION!

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If you want me to show you my stuff you're gonna have to tip the kitty.
Over the next 3 weeks I can promise some laughs, vintage items, collectible stuff, wearable stuff and even some slightly rude and questionable stuff.
If you are easily offended please stay and comment till your hear's content. Easily offended folks make the banter worth reading. Might be fun. Or not...
All questions will be answered! The meaning of the universe and why the chicken crossed the road. Important stuff that's priceless. For the love of all that's sacred and holy, bid, my pilgrims! Bid.

*Does anyone have the take away number for Nando's?

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  • Jan 11th 2020, 10:33 PM
    Let's take a gander at this sweet, sweet booty. I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

    Solid Brass Bird with a bad case of tarnish patches. Looks kinda cool.
    A Pair of Heart Earrings . Not as cute as puppies.
    Nice 1" Amethyst
    3 FOREVER STAMPS. They last forever, like a Tootsie Pop.
    Hillary Novelty Toilet Paper. Is this what they mean when posting "Do Not Flush Feminine Products"? (too much?)

    Tune in tomorrow and I'll show you my special toy.
  • Jan 13th 2020, 2:00 PM
    Before you get your panties in an uproar, let me explain. I ordered these pants from a vendor in China. I got these in a size Medium because that's what I wore in the distant past. Let me tell you folks, the concept of "Medium" is quite different in China. I noticed when I took them out of the package they looked small. I thought since it was made of lycra they would stretch. Kind of like spanks. I was wrong. I looked like a sausage. A creepy sausage.
    Making a long story weirder they have been washed after being wrapped around my fat behind.
    Next is a brass coin with the Aztec Calendar. The coin is about the size of a Kennedy Half Dollar and plated in 24k gold.
    Then there is a beautiful Trinket Bowl Made in Turkey (I think). When you flick it with your finger it rings like crystal.
    Finally is the oxidized brass bird. Very heavy. Would leave a mark if you get my meaning. Looks like an Angry Bird. Well, it does.

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  • Jan 17th 2020, 6:35 PM
    Wake up everyone! Yeah, you nodding out on the sofa. WAKE UP!
    Okay, check out this antique bonsai book published in 1 9 5 3. That's older than me.
    Item number 2 (bwaaahhh). Get it ? Number 2? I'm cracking myself up!
    Anyway number 2. Still giggles like a 12 year old.
    ITEM 2! One British pound coin and 3 forever stamps.
    Number 3 Hillary toilet paper. Ashamed to list this.
    Back splash tiles. Glass 12 pieces. Gosh, I'm dying to get to the next item
    More of my questionably sexyy draws. Questionable because if you look at the stitching, it looks like Helen Keller cut it.
    This is it for now. More to come. Not underwear.

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    Is that an OWL in there Sam?????
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    I have mixed emotions when I am asked that. No, it not an owl. It's a solid brass bird with what looks like a scorching case of bird flu.
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    I am sad
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    Everyone just wants me for my hot body!
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    Great auction! Is the winner in for any ‘surprises’ when they open this package?
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    My package is full of surprises!
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    OH no! Is your foot ok hun? Did that bird make it or did you throw it out the window? :•)
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    Saving it for you!
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    LMFAO! okay thanks for letting me know! :•)
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    I am here to serve!
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    probably not in your state lol but here lol
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    You are an angel!
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    Just got to have that little sick bird! LOL! Ummm the Amethyst would be nice toooo! Hehe. :•)
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    I dropped that &*^%*(*(% bird on my foot!
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    Love in the air with those heart earrings , give to your sweet hear on Valentine days lol. My sweet heart has four legs and doubt she want to have holes in her ears .
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    She looks precious in your picture!
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    Evidently the Chinese underwear makers like big ballrooms. My former roommate bought some Ice Silk briefs for her young, male PCA, from Wish. When she gave them to him she told him that they were Burger King pants, home of the Whopper. ;)
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    We all want what we don't have... even "ballrooms"!
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    Always the best, great auctions Sam :D
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    Thank you sweetie! That's what you are... a sweetie!
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    Rocking cool ends here to watch , since nothing else better to do when its thundering and storming here. Whats in the TK box
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    That's the Amethyst.
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    never mind I must need glasses I see whats in the box-Nice 1" Amethyst
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    heart not hear lol
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    you did not want to model the panties?
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    They must have deleted it...
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    Yes! @.@
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    I'm here! And ready to bid.. whatcha got next buddy?:)♡
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    You're just in time. The really groovy stuff is coming up! (very cool to have you here)
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    FYI I don’t think used underwear is allowed. Sorry to be a bother.
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    How nice of you to be a bother. I don't mind at all.
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    Awesome auction Sam I think I feel sorry for the poor little bird you dropped him probably hurt him lol shame on you lol :P
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