FREE: Miniature Ceramic URINAL Planter (w/unique trio of cacti)

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yur-uh-nuhl (American pronunciation)
yuor-rai-nuhl (British pronunciation)
Dudes love urinals. You don't have to raise the lid. Dudes expect other dudes to always use a urinal rather than a full service commode. (I just got to say "commode" on Listia. My life is full.).

To be sure, we are looking at an adorable 3" white ceramic urinal with a drainage hole for small succulents. In the "bowl" there are 2 Barrels. You can see one is bigger than the other. Isn't that always the way it goes? They are accompanied by an erect Dog Tail cactus.

Oh... Will Be Sent As You See It Now. The planter and plants are included. You really want it, don't you?

That dreadful boy child came in my private dude cave while I was putting the urinal to good use. He screamed in such a way I was positive it came from his sister. I reminded him his sister was much smarter than he was. I reminded him that he would never amount to much. He then reminded me that he had no sister. This might be a game changer.

Free Shipping to Russia, really. (maybe)