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FREE: NEW PURPLE Slic Brand Secret Stash Security Cigarette Lighter FREE SHIPPING & FREE STICKER!

NEW PURPLE Slic Brand Secret Stash Security Cigarette Lighter FREE SHIPPING & FREE STICKER!
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The listing, NEW PURPLE Slic Brand Secret Stash Security Cigarette Lighter FREE SHIPPING & FREE STICKER! has ended.

FREE SHIPPING to the US & Free Bonus Listia Sticker with winning bid!!
You are bidding on a NEW Slic Brand stash security cigarette lighter, PURPLE color (see my other listings for other available colors). This is a functioning cigarette lighter that has an easily removable bottom, revealing an area inside where various small items can be stashed! For example...
-Cash or small keys (sure)
-Medicine (okay, maybe)
-Vitamins (Pssh, yeah right) and...
...well, you get the idea.
It looks a bit bigger than a normal lighter, but resembles others similar in size, such as brands like Djeep or Calico. But nobody will think twice once they see you light your smoke with it! Now...
Unfortunately, this is a disposable lighter, not built to be refillable. And for the record, to tell you the truth...
Because of how it's built (with the stash compartment), the reservoir filled with butane fluid is pretty small and the gas doesn't even last all that long :-( Buuut, if you think about it... People are more inclined to steal a lighter that's working, RIGHT?! ...even if it's an unintentional or accidental theft. As soon as the lighter is out of fluid, someone might come along, see it sitting on a table and try using it. Then, realizing that it's dead, they will most likely toss it back on the table. Thus, keeping whatever you have stashed inside that much safer (in theory) from being stolen! 8-) So personally, the sooner it runs out of fluid, the better it is to stash stuff in. Just a thought. Anywho...
The lighter function is guaranteed not D.O.A. (Dead On Arrival) but otherwise is being Listia-ed "as-is". In other words, I guarantee It'll work when you receive it, but I have described it to the best of my abilities & the pictures are of the actual item you are bidding on, so... What you see is what you get. And of course, all regular Listia Rules apply. Sorry, Free shipping is limited to the lower US states only. Thanks for looking, Good Luck & Happy Bidding! {8-D>
Questions & Comments
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Omg, love the reply to the 1st comment! Tried to copy it to paste to my bf cuz he damn sho has IHSID!!!! Love it!
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Mar 27th, 2015 at 10:47:46 AM PDT by
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It's been known to be a pretty common problem. Ask your doctor what treatments may be right for your BF's condition. LOL {8-P>
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Mar 27th, 2015 at 2:38:28 PM PDT by
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Lmao!!! This is hilarious!!!
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Mar 29th, 2015 at 6:04:51 PM PDT by
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Thanks!
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Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:44:18 PM PDT by
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Very cool! I haven't seen this before!! f&w! Stop by!!
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Mar 30th, 2015 at 1:18:03 PM PDT by
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Thanks! You rock! Fanned ya back!
Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:45:00 PM PDT by
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Ok, I must retract my previous statement, because we have a new champ in the mix! THAT IS THE GREATEST REPLY TO A COMMENT ABOUT THE BEST DESCRIPTION EVER!! So right after I go change my wet pants(mostly from laughing so hard, a little bit because of natural child birth, T.M.I. I know) I am going to make a couple of gallons of coffee because I am going on a six day mission to WIN THAT LIGHTER!! I know there will be a bloody battle, and most likely some collateral damage, but this is no ordinary lighter, no way, for this lighter is a symbol of hope. Hope that this chance encounter has formed an unbreakable bond I believe has crossed who know how many thousands of treacherous miles to unite us in a brotherhood in the war against the S.M.F.W.T.T.A.S.S.!! Mostly because it a really cool lighter and I have a s#%tload of points AND I like to win. Not to mention that it is rare that I encounter anyone who is ALMOST as funny I am! I mean it! U R freaking awesOme!
Mar 25th, 2015 at 4:56:02 PM PDT by
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Hang on... let me catch my breath... and retrieve my phone... from the other side of the room... because I apparently decided to loosen my grip on it which after a quick failed mid-air recovery attempt / juggling act sent it catapulting through the air bouncing across the floor... from the uncontrollably loud and violent chuckling convulsion episode I was forced to endure from reading your hilariously enthusiastic reply! *WHEW*, After all that,... (⊙.☉) ...I got nothin'. Touché. Your epic comments and reaction of enjoyment have rendered me speechless. I fear I have met my match. For you have proven far more superior than I, as ridiculously bodacious Listian! YOU, Madam, are the one who is, in fact "freaking awesOme"... Which to me, sounds like a personal problem... *Mmph-snicker-giggle-mmmphph*... But hey, don't worry. My cell phone is okay. I made sure to get a good rugged one cause well, this happens a lot. But I'm working on it (I'm SOOO glad you understand my sarcasm).
Oh... and uh, sorry about your pants. HA HA! Ha-aww.... ('◔,◔)ゞ゛
...there goes my phone again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mar 27th, 2015 at 2:25:58 PM PDT by
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You know when I first saw your user name, I thought it said kanbedirty, and I thought "what an awesome handle" lol
Mar 31st, 2015 at 2:30:11 PM PDT by
Original
That would probably be a better handle. It's actually a spoonerism (yes, that is a real term, look it up on Wikipedia) of my actual name. So now that you realize it doesn't say that... it's not an awesome handle anymore? :( I like to get creative and be the one with a weird and different username. I use spoonerisms quite often. Some of the names I use on other sites are; SobBaget, DonyTanza, FubberRoot, and MoreEffinCowbell. lol
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Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:13:39 PM PDT by
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Ps. high bidder! whoop whoop
Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:45:40 PM PDT by
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heh. you said whoop. he heh.
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Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:53:34 PM PDT by
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You know what else....I hope you are sitting down because what I about to tell you might just knock your socks off, which will go much smoother if you are sitting down, I mean, could you imagine your socks trying to knock off if your standing, that's insane, unless you happen to be standing on your HANDS! Then your socks could knock of easily, but I hardly ever stand I my hands anymore, and I wear flip flops so....OOPS, sorry, I have been told I am easily distracted but what do all those doctors know....hey what's that shinny thing over there? Oh my, I almost forgot the whole reason I am writing this, it is to tell you that, are you sitting..,never mind, you can stand, so what I realized is that...I AM 100% SURE THAT WE WENT TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS TOGETHER!! Mind blowing, I know! I will give you some time to wrap your brain around that one!

T.T.F.N.

~£€@~
Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:44:32 PM PDT by
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! You win.... and your right... There go my socks. what's with you and making me chase my things around the room? STOP IT! HAHAHAHA!
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Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:52:32 PM PDT by
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See the thing about me is I fancy myself a part time comedian who is actively trying to get bumped up to full time status because life is to short not to laugh at every possible opportunity, and I try to drag all the people in the vicinity with me because EVERYBODY needs more laughter in their life!! As a result of that, when I read something so brilliantly funny and equally well written that I can relate to ( such as S.S.M.L.A.S.) and also the fact that it was written in your product description, I just HAD to say something back to let you know you are not alone, I get it too! As far as using Google, I didn't need to google any of that because it comes from a combination of seeing too many commercials and being inspired by another soul who (yes you my dear) just gets it! You freaking ROCK!!
Mar 28th, 2015 at 12:14:53 PM PDT by
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Wow, thank you. That's really awesome! I totally agree. We are so alike... you may just be my... Personality Doppelganger! *~GASP~* BUM BUM BUUUUUUUM!!!
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Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:28:23 PM PDT by
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Possible side effects include headache, dizziness, weakness, loss of memory, depression, self doubt, euphoria, superhuman strength, loss of memory, ingrown toenails, great ideas that will never work, sleeplessness in areas other than Seattle, night terrors, sleepless nights, facial tics, eyebrow pain, loss of memory, plagiarism, drunk texting while sober, excessive use of foul language, hair frizziness, pessimistic comments about people's optimistic ideas, diarrhea, loss of memory, blackheads, pregnancy, mismatched socks, unicorn fantasies, sunny disposition, excess gas, dandruff, dry mouth, irritability, changing lanes without signaling, erectile dysfunction, anal leakage, and loss of memory. If you experience any of these side effects, please call somebody right away!
Mar 27th, 2015 at 6:17:48 PM PDT by
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EPIC!! You think all those up all by yourself... or did google help? Either way, extensive and well done. CLASSIC!
But... these are Side effects from what... Livin' like Lea? lol
...And what somebody should I call? Cause I've been having some pretty bad unicorn fantasies lately and think I should probably see somebody about it. Just wanna get it checked out, before it turns into an STD...
...again. (´・_・`)
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Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:51:39 AM PDT by
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High bidder, yippe!!
Mar 25th, 2015 at 5:05:24 PM PDT by
Original
You go girl! whooooo!
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Mar 27th, 2015 at 2:39:39 PM PDT by
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That is the greatest description I have ever read! Based on what you said about the infamous "accidental lighter stealers" I think we may have some mutual acquaintances! lol F&B!
Mar 25th, 2015 at 12:17:07 AM PDT by
Original
DUUUUDE... That is the greatest COMMENT I have ever read! HA! Thanks, Yo!! I felt it was necessary to tell the full story, in hopes I may be able to reach out and help someone else suffering from C.L.S. (Chronic Lighterless Syndrome) like me. If you have C.L.S., ask your doctor before using your Stash Lighter for the first time with a full fuel reservoir around people with I.H.S.I.D. (I Haven't Seen It Disease) or I.G.I.B.T.Y.D. (I Gave It Back To You Disorder). This can quickly lead to more serious problems like; A severe absence of flamage right when you need it most and/or attributing to permanent loss of your super sweet stash apparatus and it's contents... Just Sayin'. HA! {8-P>
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Mar 25th, 2015 at 12:36:11 PM PDT by
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High bidder!!
Mar 27th, 2015 at 6:23:06 PM PDT by
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I thought the EXACT SAME THING about you! Then I threw my phone, for no particular reason, hmmmm? You are DEFIANTLY my LISTIA BFF!!
Mar 27th, 2015 at 6:22:06 PM PDT by
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YIPPEE
Mar 30th, 2015 at 1:53:28 PM PDT by
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Those are EPIC!! I know this is going to sound like I am trying to be a copycat, but I also get creative when it comes to user names, such as my one for Zynga games, which is " Oranges 4 Rent" But I can not top "SobBaget" that is amazing! In fact we should start a campaign to force him to legally change it to that!! Who's with me, let's do this!!
Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:33:08 PM PDT by
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F YA back debdeb!
Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:34:26 PM PDT by
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WHOA, stupid autocorrect! FANNED YOU BACK debdeb 1964, sorry!
Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:35:27 PM PDT by
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2 minutes to total destruction
Apr 1st, 2015 at 2:08:06 PM PDT by

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