FREE: Huge Lot of Vintage/Antique Original Items

The listing, Huge Lot of Vintage/Antique Original Items has ended.

The razors are old,
but blades are unused,
The cards are still packaged,
and gum may be fused.

The toys still look new,
except for the cars,
Jewels found in a locker,
not locked behind bars.

Then there's the silver,
only real in its color,
Some incomplete play cards,
shows a hillbilly grand-mother.

An ash tray and light bulbs,
they make up the rest,
An ability to read this,
your intelligence I test.

No I'm no Doctor,
but Seuss is a ham,
We once shared some old eggs,
with a fella named Sam.

You may have a question,
an answer you seek,
May form from the riddles,
and rhymes that I speak.

Fear not my dear friends,
I'm not typically crazy,
Just for the time being,
I refrain from the lazy.

The shipping is free,
with five days to bid,
100 will start it,
so don't blow your lid.

Now come one, come all,
please bid and be merry,
Your money no good here,
but credits may vary.