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Are you a TRUE AMERICAN???
If you are, then you MUST get this armband. Great for wearing to events to show that you, yes you, are a true american! You can also give this to others who are americans.
This AWESOME armband is for the Starbucks Company--And yes, they are truly an american company, born and raised.
This retailed for $5 and helped spawn many jobs in the USofA.
Practical uses: ============
- Wear it on your wrist.
- Wear it on your arm.
- Wear it around your neck (yes, it's that's big!)--In America, we do things big.
- Wear it around your ankle for pool parties.
DO NOT: ============
- Shoot it like a rubber band at people, or other Americans.
- Drop it on the ground or leave it lying around.
- Wash it, I really don't know what will happen if you do...but seriously, you shouldn't be getting this dirty, see previous DO NOT point.
Other tips: ============
Decorate your: cell phones, VCR, DVD, Blu-ray players, clothing, camera, shoes, computers, crafts, electronics, health & beauty, holiday stuff, seasonal stuff, home, garden, music instruments, pets and their supplies, sporting goods like golf clubs, kids toys, video games, and even other stuff.