FREE: Fifty Shames of Earl Grey Book with Postcard

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You've heard all about Fifty Shades of Grey, but what about Fifty Shames of Earl Grey, the shrewd, laugh-out loud parody of E.L. James's bestselling Fifty Shades series written by Fanny Merkin, known as the Weird Al of erotica?

Blurb:
Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naive coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

This is a brand new book and I'm also including a Fifty Shames postcard with the book.

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