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Description

The listing, A joke, hopefully funny has ended.

I will message the winner a joke that i find funny. It will be a text only joke and not include any memes or funny cat pictures (joke may or may not include a reference to a cat.) Joke also may be rated PG but will not be NC-17 could also be G rated (though it will not reference that 7 ate 9). If joke is considered unsatisfactory i will provide a second joke an no additional charge.

I do live with a two year old and have a wacky sense of humor, so what i find funny is probably funny.

bid for a laugh. :)

Questions & Comments

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Hello,
This is a very nice listing that you have here and I bid on it.
I just fanned you, too.
Will you please fan me back, please?
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Mar 19th, 2014 at 10:26:22 PM PDT by

of course. thought i'd prefer you gave a joke when you asked. :)

Mar 20th, 2014 at 11:41:15 AM PDT by

It is funny! here is a sample joke:

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you thinking about?”

The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125K a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”

The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”

Mar 17th, 2014 at 2:37:52 PM PDT by

Hi again,

Thank you for your return message and the fanning.

If you like, you can copy this image for your future listings.
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Mar 20th, 2014 at 2:13:20 PM PDT by

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