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Hi guys....
My name is Seth, and I am a sock. I am almost a year old now, and my master says I still have many years of life left! I have done multiple jobs; I've accounted for roughly 13 miles so far. Recently, a great tragedy has been happening to my family and friends. You see, in the dark swamp my master calls a "basement", my fellow sockensteins have become M.I.A.... My wife, Susan Sock, never came home after her "purification" process. My brother, Sammy Blocksock, returned with gaping wounds in his belly, and he hasn't been able to speak since his "retribution". My newly made daughter, Fiona Footwear, was literally torn to pieces by the savage beast that hisses and rumbles in the abyss of eternal darkness. I am the last remaining survivor of my species. I am the last memory of the pain my kind has endured to please our masters. My sole purpose is to keep our story alive. I must spread the word. Please help me get out of this asockolypse.