FREE: This Was a Triumph - Woot Shirt (shirt.woot.com)

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No one was prepared to see it, Chell,
That ending came so fast,
And nobody could have guessed

A catchy pop song waited
With a sweet robotic female singing
Pop songs after she had breathed her last

This franchise that just burst out of the dark
With inside jokes tied to a song

Now nerds all have this cake thing in their brain

And it’s wrecking what should now be
An unmatched design legacy
Of a game that changed its genre for all time
And soooo-

We’d like to ask that you give it a rest
And maybe we can save
Those ideas that we still need

Take that GLaDOS fanfic in your hand
And then throw it in the fire
And then leave

Of course the Portal games are very smart
But that isn’t what we’re saying now

You nerds must get this cake thing off your brains

For it’s ruining what could be
A bit of human history
Like when that guy used Sonic for a gene
I mean-

We’re not telling you to not have fun
Go on, replay it
We’re just saying quit it with the song
You’ve overplayed it

And we know that you will whine and scorn
And say we’re persecutors, okay, do it, swell.
But listen, and we’ll share a little fact
Listen and we’ll share a little fact
Cake songs just don’t age so well

We only want to help you fans so you don’t lose it
We only try to steer you somewhat clear so you don’t ruin it
Because a tipping point is close to nigh
As all pop culture one day always dies

And if you’ve made the meme have its own life
Oh, if you’ve made the meme have its own life
Just like that little cube
You’ll end up fried

Please use the one minute fifty of instrumental to reflect on your regrets in relations the Companion Cube and how you don’t wish to see references to your favorite game be lost in the incinerator of time due to actions and inactions resulting from your personal decisions.

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This was a random shirt that I got from shirt.woot.com. It's a men's 2XL size and it's never been warn.