FREE: Humorous Exercising Mature Birthday Card mentions God

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Brand New! From a Smoke Free home. On the outside it reads: " Do you really think God intended for us to exercise at our age?" and inside: "And if so, why wouldn't he put our toes up around our waist where we could actually reach them? Oh well, have a great birthday and s-t-r-e-t-c-h out the good times!." Includes a plain envelope. Win 3 different single card auctions and get free tracking or win another auction that already has tracking included and single card will be shipped with other wins.

PLEASE READ! I am sure you are looking for a good deal. I am the first to admit, so am I. Most of you don't like paying postage on an auction, Me neither. BUT, I can't afford to eat the cost of Tracking - maybe you can but I can't. So I increase my asking price to cover that cost. $1 equals 27,500 credits last I checked, and postage has gone up. So please consider that as you browse. Please ask questions. Please communicate!

ALL LISTIA Rules Apply. I only ship to LISTIA Verified Addresses. I live in Rural Maine, Please allow time to receive your item(s). It can take 5-8 Mailing days to reach the West Coast, and sometimes even Florida on the East Coast, ***Please keep in touch and confirm with LISTIA when item arrives. Please don't wait 2 or 3 MONTHS before letting me know you didn't receive your item. I keep a notebook with an entry on each auction, who (including address) won, and the day I mailed it. On the other hand, don't file a dispute after 1 week...I don't have any control over the Post Office. **It is Polite to communicate with seller BEFORE filing a dispute. Life can get in the way, I understand that first hand. Just let me know. And extend me the same courtesy. I will let you know if Weather, Illness or something else is delaying things..