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American Freak Show: The Completely Fabricated Stories of our New National Treasures by Willie Geist

In the hilarious New York Times bestseller American Freak Show, Geist takes the smart, biting observation loved by his television audience to new satirical extremes. The real-life characters who now haunt our daily lives are cast as stars in completely made-up scenes that are frighteningly close to reality.

Geist gives us the first look at President Sarah Palin’s unconventional 2012 inaugural address, performed live on WWE’s Monday Night Raw. We go inside the ballroom for a Dean Martin–style welcome roast of Bernie Madoff upon his arrival in Hell, with Pol Pot serving as roastmaster. George W. Bush’s batting-cage-and-waterslide-themed plans for a presidential library are laid out publicly for the first time. And new for the paperback edition, Geist puts us in the room as Jesus joins Facebook, with the help of a modern-day messiah named Mark Zuckerberg.

From Obama to Oprah, Afghanistan to Lohan, Snooki to the Salahis, Willie Geist spares no one as our host of this wild American Freak Show. You’ll laugh out loud while weeping for the future of America.

Book is in good condition. Comes with dust cover. Dust cover shows signs of shelf wear. Great spine and binding. See scans above.

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