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From London to Las Vegas, from Broadway to Miami Beach, no one knows comedy better than Henny Youngman. America's undisputed King of One-Liners, he's ready to guarantee you a royal good time. He opens the most complete and the most coveted joke file in all of comedy, and invites you to share the spotlight. This is a classic collection of put-downs and send-ups you won't find anywhere else. For the right joke at the right time and for every occasion, you can't go wrong with Henny Youngman. Inside, you'll find the best speech lines, party lines, and punch lines in the business. So get in line and get on line for an all-star line-up of laughs. And with Henny Youngman, when the subject is laughter, no subject is sacred:

*Love and Marriage: Love makes the world go around--looking for a divorce lawyer
*Family and Home: Children are a great comfort in old age--and they help you reach it.
*Success/Money/Luck: Money can't buy happiness--that's why we have credit cards
*Age/Experience/Youth: Middle age has set in when you become exhausted by your teenager telling you how he spent an evening
*The Sexes: Platonic love is like being invited to a bar to sample the water
*American Life/Government/Taxes: After paying my taxes I feel I owe all my success to Uncle Sam
*Human Nature: Some people have tact--others tell the truth
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