Free: "OGRE EARS" JADE PLANT (Crassula ovata) ***Fully Rooted***HUGE GIN INCENTIVE*** - Live Plants - Listia.com Auctions for Free Stuff

FREE: "OGRE EARS" JADE PLANT (Crassula ovata) ***Fully Rooted***HUGE GIN INCENTIVE***

"OGRE EARS" JADE PLANT (Crassula ovata) ***Fully Rooted***HUGE GIN INCENTIVE***
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The listing, "OGRE EARS" JADE PLANT (Crassula ovata) ***Fully Rooted***HUGE GIN INCENTIVE*** has ended.

**Before enjoy my auction please read and understand DO NOT BID ON THIS AUCTION IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH INK TO SATISFY YOUR HIGH BID. DO NOT BID IF YOU DO NOT INTEND TO PAY. New members contact me before you bid please.

The kids love to call this the "Shrek" cactus. It's really a conversation starter even with adults!
Winner of the auction will receive the exact plant shown. It will arrive BARE ROOT with only minimal soil for safe shipping. The pot IS NOT included... UNLESS...
!!!GIN BONUS!!! GIN Winner will also receive a 2nd plant. Shown in the final picture. You will receive this ONLY if the GIN OPTION IS USED. !!!do it!!!
Additionally, both plants will arrive in the pots with soil that you see now. Everything packed securely and all you do is open and enjoy!
Size is important, I realize, and both measure in at about 3".+
Fast Auction!! 5 Days Only! You really want to grab these beauties before someone beats you to the punch. Don't be left standing all alone ( and plantless) filled with bitterness and regret..
Please ask any questions before bidding. No Refunds. All Listia Rules Apply. Don't do anything or comment with anything you wouldn't do or say in front of your mom,
Remember Big Brother is watching. If you don't believe me ask Julie Chen.
***No GIN! You'll just have to bid your donkey off!

HAVE FUN & EAT MORE CHOCOLATE & WASH IT BACK WITH GIN!
Questions & Comments
Original
Gin with Chocolate? Rum or bourbon, but gin??? Hmmm....
Apr 5th, 2018 at 8:46:12 AM PDT by
Original
I've heard it will grow "hairs" on your chest. Rum and bourbon will only get you a "hair". Real men, including TMIDITW drink gin with everything. lol
Apr 5th, 2018 at 1:50:28 PM PDT by
Original
I love gin, darling, but I prefer to keep hairs from growing on my chest.... :o)
Apr 5th, 2018 at 1:54:21 PM PDT by
Original
Gin will put gnarly hair on your chest? I must (try) to drink more!!!
Apr 5th, 2018 at 6:57:05 PM PDT by

"OGRE EARS" JADE PLANT (Crassula ovata) ***Fully Rooted***HUGE GIN INCENTIVE*** is in the Home & Garden | Gardening | Live Plants category