FREE: Jade Fairy Sprite in 2" Fairy Pot! Air Plants! TILLANDSIA & BARREL CACTUS **Natural Gemstones**!

The listing, Jade Fairy Sprite in 2" Fairy Pot! Air Plants! TILLANDSIA & BARREL CACTUS **Natural Gemstones**! has ended.

Winner will receive the item shown in the first 10 pictures. The last picture is just to entertain you. Some might say, "yuck". Some will ask, "does it poop?" Of course, there are those who will just whisper to the person next to them and say,"Sam must be off his meds." So let's forget about the groovy Zombaby and hope we can all soon forget the image of the silver leaf covering her nether regions. Listia rules are very specific when it comes to nudity of ANY KIND. I just want to appear at least I'm giving it an effort. Some of you will say I must be drunk or stoned. Let me tell you I am not a big drinker. Do the math. Did I hear someone scream, "TELL US ABOUT THE BLOODY AUCTION!"
Okay. You didn't have to use all caps.

This hanging fairy garden is for those who are lovers of cuteness or kawaii (I have no Idea what kawaii means but I do know it's a popular search term.)
The hanging parts of the little pot are made of all natural stones. Jade, Aventurine and wooden beads. It really is beautiful and it has a nice weight to it.
The pot has been customized to hold the little Sprite. She is crowned with a Pineapple Air Plant and a design of baby Barrel cactus and Lapis and Sodalite.
Please look at all the pictures because they willy be the best description.
All questions are welcome before bidding. After bidding it becomes a conversation rather than a question!
All Listia rules apply. Especially the rules about "necked" Zombabys!!!
We talked about that earlier.

***REASONABLE GIN OFFERS WILL BE CONSIDERED ONLY BEFORE THE OPENING BID IS PLACED.
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