"I was very disappointed when i received the nigh ... " (more)tgown that is unwashed, has burnt holes in it, smoogies all over it and missing a button. i would not have bid had the condition been revealed. i do say thank you for the first class shipping."
"I had no IDEA it was in that conditio ... " (more)n..If you would like you can return it back to me and I will return your credits. I want to make it right. SOO SORRY YOU ARE UNHAPPY!!"
"Quickly shipped, as described. (was sad it di ... " (more)dnt include a drawing of a dinosaur playing poker with a mutant vampire oak tree, but then beggars cant be choosers ;) )"